Looking For A Dumpster Buddy

[jhenderson]

I'm curently looking for a dumpster buddy. Gender, race, or sexual preference does not matter. He or she must be physically fit and able to repeatedly lift a hundred pounds. Reliable transportation is a must because it'll be your car or truck we will use when we venture out to dumpster dive. You must live in a fifty mile radius of Little Rock. Contact me ASAP.

[packrat]

Well Mr jhendersoin

Just what you got that weighs 100lbs

[Sethe]

Wow. Yeah 100 lbs is a lot.

I'm too far anyway.

[packrat]

I would offer but I am old and 100lbs is to much for me

[fowlfarm]

Hey I am close to little rock , And I dive little rock some

What have you got that is 100lbs?

[jhenderson]

Thanks to all who responded to my plea for a dumpster buddy. The job has been filled by a magnificent young lady who does not want her name revealed due to an outstanding warrant. Not only did she meet my requirement of lifting 100 lbs. repeatedly but she can also open a safe without knowing the combination. If not for her terrible acne, incurable halitosis, congenital bed-wetting, and penchant for over-reacting each time she hears a police siren, I would ask her hand in marriage. Thanks to this site, I have found the perfect dumpster buddy and a potential bed-warmer during the winter months.

[packrat]

ahhh Ture Love in the dumpster

Thems some big 1.25 words ya used there

[Sethe]

She sounds like quite a woman.

[fowlfarm]

With winter not to far off how is the (bed-warmer during the winter months) working out ?